Alright...on my old blog, I used to have this thing called the On Notice board. If you're familiar with Stephen Colbert, you probably already know what I'm talking about. If not, let me explain.
On his show, he would bring a board out with a list of things/people who are "On Notice" for being annoying/dumb/whatever. Well, someone took that idea and made their own generator, here. Every couple of weeks, I would make my own On Notice list. It's fun and allows me the chance to rip things that annoy or piss me off, so I decided to keep doing it over on this blog.
Ready? Lets boogie...
Lindsay Lohan - You know, I sat here for 5 minutes trying to come up with something witty about this train wreck and...I got nothin'. She's a mess, and not a hot one either.
Facebook - Yeah, I have a Facebook account (link is on sidebar over there --->) but that doesn't mean I like it. In fact, I can't stand Facebook. It's buggy, intrusive, and completely untrustworthy. Selling off your personal info to advertisers? Check. Changing privacy settings without giving you the slightest warning? Check. And don't even get me started on that Farmville shit. Facebook is a joke, period.
Kari Lehtonen - Lehtonen is the new starting goalie for the Dallas Stars and since he is with a new team, he decided to get a new mask...a mask with Chuck Norris painted all over it. FAIL. Chuck Norris is so 2004.
"Catch Process" - Yet another shining example of the stupidity of the NFL. Apparently just coming down with a catch with two feet in bounds isn't enough, you need to carry it back to the sidelines with you or hand it off to a ref or ball boy...WITHOUT DROPPING IT!
Boost Mobile - This is who is providing my wife and I with our cell phone service. $50/month for unlimited calls, texts, and web access. What they don't tell you is that texts don't go through sometimes, the web access is iffy at best (I've tweeted about this numerous times), and there is a serious lack of phone customization. I haven't had any issues with calls though. Bailin' on them at first opportunity though.
The Economy - You suck!
"Biznasty" - This is the twitter name/moniker of pro hockey player Paul Bissonnette, who is supposedly the funniest NHL tweeter ever. If he is the best, then NHL tweeters are really terrible. Well, at least he isn't Dan Ellis. Anyways, judge for yourself.
The Tea Party - Anything that champions Sarah Palin as one of its top dogs should not be taken seriously.
When your browser hits 88 mph, you're gonna see some serious shit.
Saturday, September 18, 2010
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